F mah Laaaif.

I came home last night and my gf asked me: ‘Take me like they do in the movies’
So I like… grab her ankles, drag her upstairs, throw her on the bed and take her doggy style, 69, ram it in her ass and came on her face, screaming.
Then she packed her bags and leaves the house crying, going to stay at her mother’s….
apparently we watch different movies…