Ik heb de afgelopen dagen een enorme keelontsteking gehad, nu ga ik een mop vertellen. Ik heb in tijden al geen mop verzonnen.
one day, satan and jesus were having an argument about who was the better programmer
and they started fighting a bit, and god came along and was like OI
wtf is this shit
and they’re like
“i’m better at programming than he is”
and god was all like, oh yeah?
well suck my cock
why dont you have a contest
you both have 12 hours to write a program
whoeever makes the best program wins
so they start
and for 11 hours they programmed and programmed
and their eyes turned square
and then suddenly
there was a power cut
and satan was all like, OH HELLS NO
and jesus was all like
and then god made the power come back
and they kept going
and then after that last hour
god came back
and was like, ok fools, time’s up
and satan was like, i aint got shit! stupid powercut wiped out all my shit
and jesus was like, lol noob. and hit enter, and his program started and all these crazy colours went everywhere and god saw and it was good
and satan was like WTFHAX how the fucks?
and god was like
NIEUWE DIOR HOMME FALL//WINTER COLLECTION IS NICEEEE.
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